Film Review - The Troll Hunter

For a presumably low-budget Norwegian film, this plays surprisingly like a mainstream Hollywood movie. Pacy, well-made and nicely tense at times, the visual effects are pretty decent too. The found-footage gimmick may be getting a bit tired now, but at least this is one of those occasions, like [.REC] and Blair Witch that uses it correctly.

Film Review - Friends With Benefits

A romantic comedy without the romance or the comedy, this was an easy watch but didn't have me laughing out loud. If anything, at times it made me feel a bit melancholic. The two leads are likeable enough, and there are a few neat ideas in there, most of it seen before or, at best, highly predictable.

Film Review - Kill List

Every now and then, a film comes out that gets rave reviews from critics, and turns out to be absolute garbage. We've already had the abysmal Hanna this year, but this makes that look like a coherent masterpiece.
At times, shockingly brutal and uncomfortable to watch, but mostly this film is a tedious case of "yawn, this had better be leading somewhere good". And it most certainly does not. The poor Wicker Man-esque ending is so misjudged it just undermines everything that's gone before (and I love The Wicker Man).
There's a pretty horrific final reveal, and I don't have a problem with that per se, it's the way it was so poorly executed. The supposed planted clues don't actually make sense even when you know the ending. As Eddie Izzard once said, it's easy to write an unexpected twist- e.g. a man comes home and a pig eats him. This is one of those.
Truly dreadful.

Film Review - Apollo 18

A partially successful Blair Witch on the moon, but ultimately too tedious to be scary. A nice idea though.

Film Review - La Piel Que Habito (The Skin I Live In)

Pedro Admoldóvar is one twisted dude. And, quite frankly, I've found his work to date pretty unremarkable, despite various awards, nominations and plaudits. However, this time I feel he's deserved them. The direction is stunning, the visual effects are beautifully subtle, and comparisons with Hitchcock are warranted, as I found myself reminded of Vertigo and Dial M For Murder at times. I was compelled from beginning to end, and surprisingly disappointed when it ended, as I could have kept watching.

Film Review - The Guard

A lot of love out there for this one, but I found it all a bit... meh. It certainly has its moments; the cast have great chemistry, and there's more than its fair share of one-liners, but I couldn't help but keep looking at my watch. Give me In Bruges or Intermission any day.

Film review - Final Destination 5

After a few lacklustre sequels, the Final Destination franchise finally moves back on track, giving us the spectacular and creative deaths we're after. A few new twists are thrown in, and the balance of gore vs laughter is about right, although it still doesn't quite match the first two. Unfortunately, a lot of time is wasted on characterisation- that's not a complaint you hear often, but we don't watch these films to see relationships develop, we want to see Death get his way. Everything else just holds up proceedings.